I've been setting cryptic crosswords since 2019. I've used the pseudonym Chameleon for self-published puzzles, some in 1 Across Magazine and a couple in the Guardian's Genius slot. Since 2021 I've set regularly for the Independent as Methuselah.
Crossword haiku
Back in 2019 it occurred to me that it might be possible to produce a haiku that also functioned as a set of cryptic crossword clues; three crossword clues of 5, 7 and 5 syllables respectively, with the answers having 5, 7 and 5 letters just for added symmetry. Here's what I came up with:
Old mist moves leaves out (5) Reveal answer
OMITS - O ('old') + anagram ('moves') of MIST. The definition is 'leaves out'
From treetop. Late autumn lull (7) Reveal answer
PLATEAU - Hidden ('from') in 'treetoP LATE AUtumn'. The definition is 'lull'
Birds start to call lines (5) Reveal answer
CROWS - C ('start to Call') + ROWS ('lines'). The definition is 'birds'
I also had go at “translating” a well-known haiku written by the 17th-century poet Basho about a frog jumping into a pond. As with the other haiku, the "translation" functions as three cryptic clues.
In Spring, quiet bog (5) Reveal answer
MARSH - MAR ('in Spring') + SH ('quiet'). The definition is 'bog'
Little frog jumping – pale dot (7) Reveal answer
TADPOLE - anagram ('jumping') of PALEDOT. The definition is 'little frog'
Noise of some water (5) Reveal answer
SOUND - two definitions: 1. 'noise' and 2. 'some water' as in the type of body of water
Unhelpful phonetic alphabet
I created this great alternative to the NATO phonetic alphabet where each of the original codewords has been replaced by a different word or name which (sometimes loosely) rhymes with one of the originals. Perhaps one day this will be adopted globally.
A for Alpha B for Bravo C for Charlie D for Delta E for Echo F for Foxtrot G for Golf H for Hotel I for India J for Juliet K for Kilo L for Lima M for Mike |
K for Kalpa A for Arvo B for Barley P for Pelter G for Gecko H for Hotspot R for Rolf O for O'Dell W for Windier Y for Yuliet F for Filo Z for Zimmer I for Ike |
N for November O for Oscar P for Papa Q for Quebec R for Romeo S for Sierra T for Tango U for Uniform V for Victor W for Whiskey X for X-Ray Y for Yankee Z for Zulu |
M for Movember N for NASCAR U for Upper X for Xebec D for Dromio V for Vieira Q for Quango C for Cuneiform S for Stricter J for Jetski E for Exclave T for Tankie L for Lulu |
Seasonal puzzles
In 2019 I wrote a couple of seasonal puzzles inspired by inspired by Daniel Peake's Puzzlevent project (25 devious Christmas puzzles). The following year I wrote another puzzle to mark the new year.
Hello 2020 | Solution
Rogetta Stone puzzle for Quiz Master Shop
I drew this map to accompany a wordy puzzle I set for the website Quiz Master Shop. Click here to give it a go and here for the solution.
Cross-letter puzzle for Dog-Ear
When I lived in Norwich as a student (and before I really knew how to set crosswords) I created a small cryptic puzzle for Dog-Ear, a free mini-magazine published in the form of a bookmark which is stocked in bookshops around the country.
My "cross-letter" puzzle consists of 26 clues each leading to a letter of the alphabet - e.g. Sign of affection (1) and Buzzer's sound (1). It was inspired by an essay on crosswords by the French author Georges Perec in which he rather off-handedly writes "it is not really difficult to construct a 1 x 1 crossword with no black squares", before presenting a single cell with the across clue Consonant (1) and the down clue Vowel (1). I eventually did a full-sized crossword tribute to Perec as well.
Click here for a more readable version of this puzzle, and here for the solution.
To be or not to be
During my MA I did a module on Ludic Literature where everyone took turns to produce an experimental or playful piece of work. I produced this version of Hamlet's most famous soliloquy by cutting up bits and pieces of the module paperwork and reading list.
Consonants
There's a neat poem by the experimental poet Christian Bok which is made up entirely of words spelled with letters in the word "vowels" (it's part of his book Eunoia, which includes five main sections that each limit themselves to words featuring only one of the five vowels). I tried to do a similar thing using only words that can be spelled with the letters in the word "consonants":
cancan can stocatta
a tattoo as constant as an ant's,
No canon's cantos
can scan sans
non-consonants.
("Assonants"?
[O, so scant a cant!])
So a consonant contacts
an assonant,
casts a cotton cocoon
onto a sonant scat,
to concoct a canasta, a cantata
(not a so-so sonata).
A toast to co-acts,
To consonants.